You're 39 years old. You're working at a cubicle (of course). You are at the top of your game sir. The peak of success. Now what? Wait, what are these?
[[Befriend a woman coworker]]
[[Take a chance]]
[[Ignore the options]]
[[Get out of here]]
Options, eh? Well, nothing spells dastardly like multiple choice. Well, partner, the floor's yours.
Highway to the dating zone, eh? Well, since you're finally doing something, I'll help ya out. I find [[Shira]] a fiesty one to choose; robust, spirited, certainly a "worker". Then there's [[Fio]]; Nerdy, shy, a gaming obsessed otaku, practically a ghost. Christ, what happened to her? She might as well have been a NEET or an indie game developer. Lastly we have: [[Jennifer]]. The most generic, selfless, and boring woman in the whole building. The janitor sweeps the dust bunny out of her dress, and work is the one gear in the mind.
Welp, I gave you the ideas. You make the executions.
[[Not interested]]
ALRIGHTY!!! Let's make a deal, ma main man.
[[Killing spree]]
[[Rebel riot]]
[[Go Batman]]
[[Terrorism]]Don't even think about this.
[[Better Call Saul]]
Options; I got 'em. You pick 'em.
No ideas, huh? It's your regular, dull, unmovable, unmotivated, simple, pitiful, repulsively drag lifestyle. God must truly have set you up right.
[[Go away]]
[[Try that again|So, here you are.]]
You leave. You got fired. You f#ckin' idiot.
Seriously? I can't cuss in my own d### game. S###. That's ####in' perfect. I'll blame chr####ians for this, that'll calm me down.
Anyways. [[Wanna go around again?|So, here you are.]]
OK. I'll see if Stanley or Cell wants to play instead. Farewell.
[[Continue working]]
You ask out Shira and she happily agrees. Good for you. Then she leaves you to die in a [insert porn site] strip for another man. Bad for you. Now you're covered in booze, poop, piss, poop and piss, and gout. Shall I continue?
But anyways, you still have cash, so that's a plus.
Next day you call out the broad for her actions, she gets fired for some reason, and you're rattled with guilt. Good show all around. I'd put up a [[go back] option................. but I won't. Head home, jack, reset your mind.
[[Go home for the day]]
You ask out Fio and agrees with hesitation. Ooooh, she's hasty. Give her mind a little ease, boss.
[[Video games, anime, cartoons]]
[[Six Flags]]
[[Netflix and chillin']]
You ask Jennifer out and she says no.
Huh. Really didn't think this mindgame through. My bad. Really, that's on me.
[[Try again?]]
[[You tried|So, here you are.]]
I'll get you a man then. Wait until the LGBT+ community finally get their liberties.
It is years later, still working here, and you die at 69? Sixty-nine? Maaan, I am really ashamed of you. Donald Trump is 69, never got to 69, and yet he was a living mistake that everyone "enjoyed" having around. You? Well, I won't repeat myself.
[[WAKE UP!!|So, here you are.]]
There you go. Pain and suffering will make you stronger and still boring. Good job.
You two were made for each other. Go out. See the world.
On second thought, stay inside. The outside world sucks. Adult Swim said so.
No seriously, you got the perfect girl, partner, soulmate, whatever. Still got a sucky job, but you'll both suck together.
What do you say? Wanna go around again?
[[I do.|So, here you are.]]
She is scared of everything there. Bold move on you, but you convince her. She enjoys herself and has some quality fun with you. What else can I say? She's a keeper.
She doesn't know what that means. (Really?) You two try it out and you're now a couple. Congrats? (Least it ain't with the Zodiac Killer.)
Oh god, he's at my door.
You ask Jennifer out again and she still says no. Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, read what I say about the boring chick next time.
[[Third time's the charm]]
No it is isn't, pal. I won't bother.
NO.
You go no mercy on everyone. I mean it. Everyone's dead, the world is silent, nothing is alive. Way to go, you stewpid idiot.
[[Kill your mind]]
The WARRIORS DID IT! THE WARRIORS DID IT!
You're Batman. You relive the Dark Knight's story. Except the dead parents. You're a monster and a savior in black spandex and tight nipples. Carry on.
Seriously, that's freakin' cool. We're done here.
[[Reset|So, here you are.]]
Told you.
[[GO BACK or GO TO PRISON|Take a chance]]
You study law, sue the company, and now you own it.
You earns much more, you give more to the needy, and you're the greatest person anybody could ask for.
Congrats, buddy. You fought with your mind. I'm proud of ya.
[[Wanna go again?|So, here you are.]] What? Why? You're actually happy. You helped millions. Don't waste it away on trivial choices. [[C'mon, continue.]]
OK. Kill me and the game dies. Don't and you'll live. Simple as that. What ya gonna do?
[[Who wants some of player 1?!]]
[[Don't dew it.]]
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[[Reset|So, here you are.]]
Like you were really in control?
[[Reset]]
Nope, you can try, but you'll never try that again.
You came to your sense and is finally at peace. Well done.